Victoria Beckham Has Wonky Zebra Boobs

Posted By: Shawn On: August 20, 2008
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I’m incredibly hungry right now. I’m even glancing at my gay Mexican dog as if he may be a possible food item. I bet he tastes horrible. I’m thinking about hitting the downtown area with my roommates tonight. There’s this taco place called Rocco’s Tacos that is not only delicious but a great place to scope out college chicks with implants. Plus, they make some strong ass drinks. There’s a bartender there that kind of looks like Victoria Beckham with a hot face. Victoria’s face is pretty nasty if you look closely. She almost has that Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas look but not quite that bad. I guess the point to this story is I need tacos and vagina. If I can get them both in one place, I consider that a major success. Wish me luck. Check out these photos of Victoria Beckham and her wonky zebra boobs and I’ll see you bright and early tomorrow.