Valeria Archimo Is So Hot It Should Be Illegal

Posted By: Shawn On: August 5, 2008
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I haven’t done any laundry in four months. Seriously, for four months straight I have done no laundry whatsoever. I look around on the floor of my room around my inflatable bed for something that looks remotely clean and I toss it in the dryer until it’s nice and warm and unwrinkled. I think people are beginning to notice. I only have so many combinations that work at this point. I have two pairs of jeans and two pairs of shorts that are still semi-clean. I also have a rotation of about seven shirts that I can still mix and match with those shorts and jeans. I would do my laundry but my life has been a bit of a whirlwind for the last few months and I just haven’t had the time. Now it’s getting so bad that I’m going to have to buy a whole new wardrobe to stay afloat. Maybe I’ll cave in this weekend and spend Saturday doing laundry. Maybe not. Check out these photos of some smoking hot chick named Valeria Archimo from this month’s Spanish Maxim.