Tara Reid Is Still Alive And Has A Clothing Line

Posted By: Shawn On: August 27, 2008
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I am a wounded man this morning. I got wasted last night at that bar with the big boobed bartender that I’ve talked about here on Vanity Spy before. Actually, I went to about six or seven bars over the course of a few hours. I got into an argument at some point with a manager or something about how his entire bar was staffed with men. What kind of douchebag runs a business like that? You can’t give me some eye candy while I swill back $7 Captain and Coke’s? So I got kicked out of that place and kept moving around. At the end of the night, after stuffing my face with cheeseburger and french fry goodness, I came back to my apartment and played Wii boxing with my roommate for a while. Nintendo Wii kicked my ass. My arms hurt, my legs hurt and my head is pounding. To top all of this off, the cat, Eli (named after that loser Eli Manning), attacked me for no apparent reason. Have you ever watched that YouTube video where the guy is trying to adopt out a cat and it attacks him live on television? It was exactly like that. I have scratches and bite marks everywhere. I can’t find the cat this morning but, if I do, I’m going to kick his ass and take his food away. Enjoy these pictures of Tara Reid premiering her ‘Mantra’ clothing line while I hunt this bastard down.