Posted By: Shawn
On: August 12, 2008
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Co-existing with people is a real bitch for me. I’m the least dramatic person you’ll ever meet but I can certainly be a mess. Not a mess in that ‘he leaves pizza boxes everywhere’ type way but just a disaster in motion. For instance, as I’ve said before, I’ve been living in my new apartment for about 4 months and I still sleep on an inflatable mattress on the floor. I have the money to buy a bed whenever I want I just always seem to find something better to do with my time. For me, getting wasted and relaxing or chatting up hot chicks is a much better use of the time I don’t spend on Vanity Spy. I’m not going to get a great story out of buying a Serta Sleeper so I’ll choose slamming shots with some Miami Dolphins cheerleaders over bed shopping any day. And it’s not just that I have an inflatable bed that makes me a bad roommate, around my bed I am surrounded by mounds of dirty clothes and a Dish Network satellite which is the end result of my failed mission to battle the local cable company. Do you know how many times my drunken ass has tripped over that Satellite at night? God damn do I hate that cable company. Anyone want a Dish? Check out Paz Vega ironing out her parental skills by showing her tot what a thong looks like and then click my links.

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August 12th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
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