Pamela Anderson’s Old Ass Face Is Falling Apart

Posted By: Shawn On: August 26, 2008
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I worked for years at Victoria’s Secret. I went from being the chick that folds all the thongs, to the chick that offers your perfume to the chick that measures every single pair of breasts that walk into the store. No lie. On any given 8 hour day of work I would touch, grope, handle, fondle, look at, compare and check out a good 30 to 40 pairs of juggs. There was this one woman, in her mid 30’s that came in every single Tuesday morning as soon as our store would open. She would always come to me first, we’d go into the fitting room together, she’d take her thin little tank top off and I’d measure her obnoxiously large boobs. I’m talking almost into the F range. They were fake, which was fine, but I never understood why she always wanted me to measure them. It’s not like those suckers were going to get any bigger. She always wore her lip liner on the outside of her lips in hopes that they would look bigger. I always used to ask why she didn’t get surgery on those, too. Her reply, every week, was because she “hadn’t found a new man after her husband left her to pay for them”. Nice. Pam Anderson seems like she’d have the same response. Check out how old she’s gotten then click my amazing, super cool, state of the art links.

-With love, Meg