Posted By: Shawn
On: August 14, 2008
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We get it. You’re doing the whole Billy Blanks work out on the beach gimmick. Congratulations on your body. You’ve managed to keep yourself from looking like the dinosaur that you are. Then again, you did have sex with Donald Trump and, for me, that makes you about as good as a trash bag full of bedpan drainage. If all goes well, next time you’re on the beach working out, a private jet with no one onboard other than Donald Trump and Osama bin Laden will crash directly into your face and you will die. I know that sounds harsh but I think it would be worth it to get rid of Donald Trump. Check out these photos of Marla Maples doing some random kick boxing with some random kick boxing guy that she’s probably banging on the side and then click my links.

Hi there, Selma Blair, you’re almost as hot as your were in ‘Storytelling’
Mischa Barton’s dog is most certainly not as gay as this dude
Did Lindsay Lohan’s little sister already get a Lohan boob job?
Big Black from ‘Rob and Big’ finally shows off his girlfriend
Will someone please give DMX a reality show like pronto?
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Tags: beach, Marla Maples
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