Posted By: Shawn
On: August 19, 2008
Commented on 1 times
I guess the new season of The Hills started last night but I really wouldn’t know because I was busy trying to keep my TV from blowing away. Plus, I was so tanked by the time that show came on last night I probably wouldn’t have remembered it if I did watch. I just took a nap for about three hours and I woke up to some lady molesting a zebra. It was some creepy ass show about rehabilitating animals and this bitch had like 4 or 5 zebras running around her house like they were little kids or something. She fed them from bottles and grab their genitalia. Let’s just say, it didn’t look like a healthy relationship. However, I cannot tell a lie, if she were to have started getting it on with a zebra or two I would have been watching like a hawk. With all this and more in mind I’m heading off to the bar and I promise I will post loads of hot chicks and funny stories tomorrow.

If you missed The Hills you can watch the whores in action here
More hot pictures of Kate Beckinsale in an orange bikini
Freak: Check out this badass cat that has four ears
That Nicole chick from the Pussycat Dolls looks amazing
Awesome: Check out the trailer for Monsters Vs. Aliens
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Tags: Lauren Conrad, The Hills
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August 19th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
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