Jessica Simpson Makes Miami A little Bit Sexier

Posted By: Shawn On: August 22, 2008
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This is starting to blossom into a fantastic day. First of all, it’s Friday. To make things better, I was just thinking how hungry I was and how some breakfast would be key right now when I remember that I’m retarded and I had a bagel with cream cheese in my pocket. Yeah, that’s right, I keep breakfast in my pockets because I get drunk and forget things. I’m sort of a genius on the Rain Man level where I can do certain things really good but overall I am retarded. Who cares if you can memorize a phone book if you can’t remember to tie your shoes? Just down south of me, in a pool that should be drained so I can swim naked in the water, Jessica Simpson is looking hot. Nick ‘I’m not relevant anymore’ Lachey must hate to look and these and remember how he used to use this chick like a sexual playground. I bet he was a motorboatin’ fool with those massive boobs Jessica Simpson is rocking. I would eat her alive. Enjoy these photos of Jessica Simpson, her boobs and a strange hat and click my links.