I Can See Through Lindsay Lohan’s Black Shirt

Posted By: Shawn On: August 22, 2008
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I like Lindsay Lohan. I have no idea why. It could be her giant boobs or the fact that I’m semi turned on by chicks who smell like ashtrays. I think my fatal flaw is that I imagine girls like Lindsay Lohan or, say, the last 50 girls I’ve slept with, are going to be right for me. Then, my egomanical ramblings send them running away faster than you can say ‘hey, you forgot your purse. Oh , sweet, she forgot her purse. There’s probably some cool stuff in here. Let’s look.’ I have a very specific look that I like. Edgy, short hair, skinny, huge round boobs, funny, smart and sexy all wrapped into one. It turns out that ‘fat’ is a much better suit for me than the previous qualifications. Anyhow, even if it did end in a ball of flames (which it would) I would still love to show Lindsay Lohan a good time and I want to thank her for showing me her boobs again. Thanks, bitch.