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I Can See Paris Hilton’s Hot Ass In Some Club

Posted By: Shawn On: August 12, 2008
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I went to one of those ‘lingerie parties’ once. You know, the type that chicks usually go to alone and then they all stock up on vibrators and sexy clothes. Well I just so happened to be along for the ride and I got to watch eight hot girls try out slutty products and outfits. Most of these girls were the lady in public/whore in the bedroom type and they would never actually wear the outfits outside of their bedrooms. Though there was this one chick Mary who invited me over for drinks and asked me to help her move some things and then answered the door in the outfit that she had bought. It was one of those French maid getups which I don’t like because French maids are usually pretty ugly. Anyhow, I used to think she was really hot and I was all gung-ho about it until I followed her in and saw a tiny city of moles on her back. The girl was literally covered in moles from head to toe. She had an amazing rack but touching her body was like reading braille. It was disgusting. So, anyhow, after I nailed her and drank all of her beer I dipped without helping her move. I don’t help mole-y people. Hey, check out Paris Hilton’s ass!

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