Hefner Brings The Bitches To A Movie Premiere

Posted By: Shawn On: August 21, 2008
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My roommate is vacuuming the house right now and my gay Mexican dog is trying to attack him. It’s awesome to watch because the cat is trying to attack the dog for attacking him and he’s trying to attack the dog with the vacuum. It’s like this chaotic battle centered around the cleaning of my house. Axle, the dog, is a Chihuahua-type thing but he’s crazy as hell. He randomly attacks people all of the time for no apparent reason. He also can’t fit his tongue in his mouth so it’s always hanging out the side. Plus, to add to all his idiosyncrasies, he shakes like a leaf. So the dog is trying to bite my roommate, then turning around and biting the cat and turning back around just in time to avoid the vacuum. I hope someone dies. Check out these photos of the Girls Next Door and Playboy’s Hugh Hefner at the premiere of House Bunny last night.