Eva Herzigova Makes Me Want To Got To Italy

Posted By: Shawn On: August 5, 2008
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I just finished reading the script for Tucker Max’s ‘I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell’ movie and I’m with the other folks who have reviewed it so far. It’s so bad, it’s embarrassing - even for a lying douche like Tucker Max. The jokes in this flick are so predictable and elementary that the local 4th grade class at H. L. Johnson Elementary could certainly finish most of Tucker’s zingers. I’ve watched a few YouTube interviews with Tucker Max over the past few days to better familiarize myself with him and one thing’s for sure, he’s not that smart. Not only does he seem to have a difficult time forming coherent sentences, he’s also awkward and uneasy under pressure. The confidence that is exuded from the Tucker Max character in his terrible book is merely a fantasy to thre real Tucker Max. He’s not good looking enough, smart enough or charismatic enough to live the pretend life of which he writes. If you read something here - it happened as it was written. Or, at the very least, it’s as close to fact as possible when dealing with my hazy memory. Tucker Max is a douche and his script sucks. I’ll post it here for you to download soon. Trust me, you will be in total agreement.

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1. NS4W.ORG » Blog Archive » [Hot Links] Says:
   August 7th, 2008 at 1:23 am

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