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Casey Anthony Rejected My Sweet Prose

Posted By: Shawn On: August 26, 2008
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So it’s no secret that I wrote Casey Anthony a letter. I’ve talked about her case before because it interests me. By the way, I’m back on - I had this chick Meg post some stuff for me today and I paid her the $36 or so that I had in my pocket so I could scan this crap and resend it to Casey Anthony’s house - thanks for being a post slut Meg! Enjoy the cash. Anyhow, I guess I sent the letter too late and it was stamped ‘Inmate Released’ as you can see in the photos below. No big deal though, I have her home address and telephone number. My creepy ‘Casey Anthony Adventure’ is just beginning. She’s actually looking pretty ugly and murderous these days but I can’t hate her for it - she must be under major pressure to confess to accidental homicide. Life is crazy, isn’t it? One minute you’re blowing some guy in his apartment while your daughter (this is purely speculation folks) burns up in the back of your car like some kind of life size hot pocket. The next minute, you’re repeatedly lying to cops and thinking how you can suck your way out of this whole mess. Email me, Casey, and I’ll be a character witness in your case. God knows you need the help and, as you can see from my respectable website, I am a very credible bastard. Plus, I know how we can get rid of the body - but we’ll talk about that later.

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