Brooke Hogan Is In A Bikini In Miami. Again.

Posted By: Shawn On: August 8, 2008
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I watched the opening ceremonies for the Beijing Olympics this morning and they were crazy. Of course, you can’t just watch them on television because NBC is blocking access to the video until they air it tonight. YouTube versions get yanked down as quick as they go up so it was kind of a pain in the ass to watch but I managed. There is some crazy stuff going on over the three hours that the opening ceremonies take up. It starts off nice and slow but when it gets to the part where the people have boxes over their heads it’s going to blow your mind. The entire stadium went nuts. Then, after all 8 billion countries take a lap around the stadium with their flags, some Jackie Chan looking dude came out and grabbed the torch. He had wires on him and they yanked him way up in the air. He ran vertically along the side of the stadium like 1000 feet in the air. It was intense. Think Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Finally, he lit the Olympic torch and everyone clapped. It was bananas. Meanwhile, Broke Hogan was showing off her glorious rack on South Beach. Also, bananas.