You Wouldn’t Last A Second With Jennifer Ellison

Posted By: Shawn On: July 8, 2008
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I want nothing more than to burn this office to the ground right now. I was better off working from my couch and I’m not sure why I even showed up today. I guess I wanted to pretend like I have a real job. Today was the highest trafficked day in the history of this site and for that I should be happy. Still, I’d rather watch the needle move from a distance. From a bar, perhaps, drinking and connotating to someone else as they do the dirty work. Letting some other smug bastard troll the wasteland-like side of the Internet that hosts these sexy photos as I pound the finest liquor this world has to offer. Life’s not long, you know, might as well toss them back while you can. I’ve seen the old men at the assisted living facility my Mother works at and I do not want to be them. You live fast, enjoy the ladies and drink faster. It’s not my motto, it’s the only motto. And with that, I’ll post these sexy photos of British TV star and model Jennifer Ellison showing off her assets.

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Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, I See Your Boobs, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Jennifer Ellison, Nuts

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1. Jennifer Ellison, Oh My Lord | micklanders Says:
   July 9th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

   [...] no surprise that the folks over at Vanity Spy called this portfolio “You Wouldn’t last a Second with Jennifer [...]

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