You Will Never Have Sex With Michelle Hunzinker

Posted By: Shawn On: July 24, 2008
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Are you typing this? Seriously, are you taking this down? Yes? Aw, man, this is awesome. I could literally say anything right now. If it was right there. If i had the next Great Gastby right there in the back of my head, I would be the next Great American Author. I don’t. Hell, I don’t even have another… what should I put after ‘another’? No, don’t type that part, I’m asking you. Aw, man, this is ridiculous. Anyhow, Michelle Hunzinker is famous on some level and she’s probably more proficient than this random chick that somehow agreed to type whatever I dictated into this particular post. Space. No, don’t type the word ’space’. Jesus Christ! You’re worthless. Wow, never mind this whole thing. Do you think you can handle the links, douche bag. You’re typing this whole thing, aren’t you? Period. Done. Okay, now we need some links then we’re done.

Lindsay Lohan looks sexy in these candid photo booth pictures
Kim Kardashian’s ass just broke some random ass record
Janice Dickinson shows you where to get AIDS for your wang
Project Runway? I don’t know. Period. I don’t watch it.
Oh, I get it, only testy chicks get a mil for their website

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