Too Many Downloads Made Cindy Margolis Ugly

Posted By: Shawn On: July 7, 2008
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I had no idea that when we were downloading photos of Cindy Margolis we were actually inflicting pain on her. I don’t know where to start here. Her boobs look like something I would pick up at the produce stand and they actually have a bizarre texture to them. I can honestly say if I wandered into that room where this photoshoot was taking place I would urge her to put on some more clothing. Then I would get her a mask - any mask will do. I would apologize to her for my bit of the downloading damage and be on my way. It’s kind of funny that they had the balls to put the Playboy spread next to her. Take a second and compare the two. She looks hot in the magazine but she looks like some sort of Orangutan-hybrid in the photo. Cindy Margolis has lost her looks and she’s downright scary at this point. You should feel bad, I should feel bad, we should all feel really bad about this. We did this to Cindy Margolis and it wouldn’t hurt you to send her an email and apologize. I did and I promise you I felt better immediately. Until I looked at the gallery below and I vomited all over my keyboard.

A tiny person has emerged from Nicole Kidman’s disgusting vagina
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Busta Rhymes is about to lose his job because he sucks at it

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, Wait, She's Not Dead?

Tags: Cindy Margolis, Playboy, Scary!

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2 Responses to “Too Many Downloads Made Cindy Margolis Ugly”

1. You Should Feel Terrible | Attuworld.com Says:
   July 7th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

   [...] their toll on her. Let’s just say Cindy’s looking a little scary these days… Look what you’ve done to her face! Tags: Cindy Margolis, playboy You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 [...]

2. Bunny With Fangs!» Blog Archive » Brigitte Nielsen Lives To Be On TV Says:
   July 9th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

   [...] think the only one buying that issue will be Flava Flav. She’s going to turn out worse than this chick. Enjoy the clip from the show last night and look at the stupid pictures…it will make you [...]

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