Pamela Anderson Looks Slutty Doing PETA Stuff

Posted By: Shawn On: July 10, 2008
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Apparently, I’m a complete and total jackass and this post was sitting unfinished with no links or text for about 2 hours. That just goes to show you what kind of shape I’m in today. It’s been a really long day and I’m beginning to think that something is medically wrong with me. It’s not the drinking or hard living that’s getting to me yet, I think it’s something else. There’s no solid reason why I should be completely out of breath after one flight of stairs but I am. My mother, who just so happens to be a nurse, thinks I have thyroid problems and I may need some kind of crazy ass radiation treatment. I’ll take some freaky pills and I can’t kiss anyone or use any silverware or cups that anyone else will be using for thirty days. That doesn’t sound like much fun and I just so happen to look at doctors a bit like I look at car mechanics so I’m hesitant to check in. One thing’s for sure, if I come up with Hepatitis I’m heading to Australia and beating Pamela Anderson unconscious with chicken wings. Take that PETA.