Niki Belucci Is The Hottest Hungarian DJ Ever

Posted By: Shawn On: July 15, 2008
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I used to go to raves all of the time when I was a teenager. They always had weird names like ‘Watchamacallit’ or ‘Rainbow Collapse’ and there were a million DJ’s that no one ever really cared about. I came to the realization somewhere along the line that I was actually paying $20 cover charges so I could do all sorts of drugs in a room other than my own. I paid the cash so I didn’t have to spin the records myself and I could focus on breathing after eating a sheet of acid and a fistful of ecstasy. I almost died several times because the cheap ass club owners love to turn the heat up around 1 AM or so and charge $5 for a bottle of water. I don’t blame them, it’s a bunch of drugged out kids and no one is old enough to buy beer so you do whatever it takes to make money. There were always at least a few hot chicks at each rave and they were on so many drugs that it was like taking candy from a baby, a retarded baby. You could toss them one of those expensive bottles of water and a fresh tube of Vick’s Vapor Rub and the deal would be sealed. I took home a bunch of girls with that tactic but not a single one of them looked remotely as hot as Hungarian DJ Niki Belucci.

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One Response to “Niki Belucci Is The Hottest Hungarian DJ Ever”

1. Vit Says:
   July 15th, 2008 at 11:33 pm

   My wife informed me that the term for the censored spots over the nipples are called petals.

   Pasties! Pasties!..Eh..I think of Jack Ruby.

   Petals it is than for the wives and queens in my life.

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