Nastya Zadorozhnaya Is In The Russian Maxim

Posted By: Shawn On: July 24, 2008
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Besides having a pretty much unpronounceable name, Nastya Zadorozhnaya is some sort of Russian actress that no one outside of Russia has ever heard of. I’ve only hung out with one Russian chick in my entire life and if the rest of these chicks are like she was, they’re all ridiculous. Her name was, oddly enough, Jane. I don’t know if that was her American name or whatever but that’s what everyone called her. She wasn’t just a little bit Russian or anything - she was like fresh off the boat Russian. When her Mom would call my house it was impossible to tell what the hell she was saying in her broken English on an international call from the foot of Mount Elbrus. So Jane was like that one crazy chick at the party who you befriend early because she’s nice and you know damn well she’ll be getting drunk and naked with someone before the night is over. She could drink an entire bottle of Arsenyevitch Smirnov’s finest spirits and still drive straighter than an arrow. I never nailed her but I tried once and she threw up all over my lap. I guess they’re into that stuff in Russia. Anyhow check out these photos of, deep breath, Nastya Zadorozhnaya and I’ll see you bright and early tomorrow.