Marisa Miller Looks Hot At A Vans Shoe Party

Posted By: Shawn On: July 17, 2008
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I saw an alcoholic midget at the bar last night. No one wanted to approach him because I think on some level everyone felt bad for the little guy. He fell off his bar stool twice which is not bad for me but for him it was like a two story dive. The bartender chick was so clueless, she just kept serving this little guy drink after drink and smiling at him as he tried to grab her boobs. It was one of those outside, island-type bars where everything goes but he was so drunk that it was pissing people off. I was fanning the flames from across the bar as I kept sending him shots of Wild Turkey anonymously. He put them all down, every last drop, immediately and the entire bar would give a collective sigh. Then, homeboy starting peeing right at the bar and the management staff said ‘enough is enough’ and hauled his ass out of there. He crashed on an old wooden bench in the parking lot and it was the greatest visual ever. A drunk, red-headed midget passed out on the wooden bench that still had enough room for tow people to sit comfortably next to him. I stayed there pounding drinks for so long that I saw him wake up and stumble over to his car which, much to my surprise, was a big ass SUV and ride off into the night. And by ‘ride off into the night’ I mean I saw his car pulled over to the side of the round abandoned about a mile down the road. He must have been nabbed for a midget DUI. Marisa Miller was nowhere to be found as she was busy hosting this party for Vans shoes and looking hot. Way too hot for a midget. Enjoy the photos and then click my links.