Let’s All Watch Eva Longoria Take A Shower

Posted By: Shawn On: July 11, 2008
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I’m still trying to piece together exactly what happened last night. I was at this local Irish bar that my friends usually visit and I was drinking like a fish. The bartender there is super hot and she has the biggest fake boobs ever. After dark they turn into some lame ass ‘club’ and she strips down to damn near nothing. The eye candy is unbelievable in this place. So I’m there and I’m hanging out and a few of my friends leave and only my roommate and I remain. The last thing I remember was him asking me if I wanted a shot of tequila. I said ‘I’ll take two’ and we both pounded two shots of tequila immediately. I should tell you that I was out last night mainly because my air conditioning wasn’t working in my house. I had planned all night to either grab a hotel room or stay at a friend’s house but hadn’t really committed to either idea. I woke up this morning and I had no clue where I was. Finally, I wandered out into the living room and realized that I was at my parent’s house out west. It took me another 15 minutes to recognize the vomit on the crotch of my brand new jeans. If anyone can provide any other details, shoot me an email. While I was doing whatever the hell I did, Eva Longoria was taking a shower on a yacht.