Lauren Conrad Was Nice And Wasted Last Night

Posted By: Shawn On: July 4, 2008
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Last night was an adventure. I was hanging out with this girl I know and she locked her keys in her car. Not only were her lights on, which eventually ran down her battery, but her house key was locked in there as well so she couldn’t get the spare key that she hides in her kitchen. She was helpless until I informed her that I was both a genius and former criminal and I could most certainly solve her quandary. Her apartment is in the middle of the city and it happens to be on a very high second floor so it wasn’t like we could pick her lock or anything. You have to have a key to even get into the building to get to her door so we were screwed there. We were at the radio station so there were some really big conversion vans available so I found a gigantic ladder and tossed it in the back of one. We drove to her apartment building in the city and I took out the giant ladder. I climbed to the very top and then jumped off onto a ledge where I could bust into her window and grab the keys from the kitchen. Then, I jumped her car and saved the day. I’m pretty much a hero. Lauren Conrad didn’t do anything even close to the super-human stuff I did last night. She got wasted in Hollywood and here are the photos. Oh yeah, Happy Fourth of July, bitches