Jennifer Aniston Puts Her Wonky Jugs On Display

Posted By: Shawn On: July 17, 2008
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Getting a good look at some chick’s boobs for the first time is a risky venture. I can’t count the number of times I dated a girl just because she had an impressive rack only to discover it was a disaster area when she disrobed. There are so few perfect, natural racks out there that it’s almost like finding a priceless ancient statue or something. When you get a chick with a decent rack, you hang on to them until you get bored and find a decent replacement rack. I remember growing up with my best friend, at the time, Bryan and he was dating this girl Kathy for the longest time. He lost his virginity to her and everything. I was still a virgin at the time and I not only hated him for it but I fantasized about his chick on a daily basis. Until one day when Bryan, Kathy and I all hit the beach and a rogue wave knocked her top off. Kathy’s boobs looked like flattened road cones. It was not a pretty sight and I never fantasized about her after that. Jennifer Aniston sued me once and it makes me happy that her boobs look almost as wonky as Kathy’s.