Posted By: Shawn
On: July 29, 2008
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Jenna Jameson is clearly having a successful career as a mainstream actress now that she’s officially out of the porn business. This role was actually meant for Nicole Kidman but Jenna Jameson was so believable as a zombie, cannibal stripper that they just had to give her the part. Since I know you’re just clamoring to know more about ‘Zombie Strippers’ I’ll give you the synopsis.
In the not too distant future a secret government re-animation chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club. As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into “Super Zombie Strippers” the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new “fad” even if it means there’s no turning back.
Well then, that sounds absolutely terrible, doesn’t it? I’m not going to lie, I’d still probably watch it for the skin and the train-wreck-factor but it’s certainly not taking home any awards this year. Jenna Jameson managed to take my three favorite things: Zombies, Cannibals and Strippers and somehow ruin them all in one fell swoop. Do your best to enjoy these photos of Jenna Jameson in ‘Zombie Strippers’ and then click my links.

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Tags: Jenna Jameson, Stripper
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