Posted By: Shawn
On: July 17, 2008
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I have this sinking feeling that Halle Berry is genuinely crazy. I don’t get that feeling often but when I do my assumptions are almost always correct. You see, a few years back I was dating this crazy chick named Jess except that I didn’t know that she was crazy. One time, after work, I told her I was going to hit the bar with a few friends and I’d be back later. We were living at the same house at the time and I needed some fresh air and strong drinks. She started going bananas and told me the idea that I would go out and leave her at the house was ‘ridiculous’ and that’s when I told her what was ‘ridiculous’ was how fat her ass was getting. She punched me in the face like three times in rapid fashion and I headed for the kitchen. I figured I’d just jump into my car and head off to meet my friends but she grabbed a big kitchen knife and started after me. I hauled ass and never turned around. I left my clothes, shoes, a television and everything else I owned at her house and never spoke to her again. These days, I hear, she’s banging some really old dude who drives a BMW. Halle Berry has that same I’m-about-to-stab-your-ass look as Jess did.

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