Eva Longoria Tries To Do A Fire Hydrant

Posted By: Shawn On: July 1, 2008
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Eva Longoria is sitting on that fire hydrant like she could take that sucker no problem. You get the feeling that if you yanked those white pants off it would fit like a sloppy ass glove. What makes it even more bizarre is her shirt says ‘Want More’ and I imagine she does. These were snapped outside the Toast Bakery Cafe on Sunday and I wish I was there so I could have screamed something at her. ‘Yeah, take it baby’ or ’slide that hydrant in, Eva’ would have been on the mark. She does have a pretty nice ass and I was unaware of that before this point so I thank the fire hydrant for that but she looks like an idiot. My shift key is still broken and it’s really pissing me off at this point. I’m thinking about removing it entirely and ductaping a real old school keyboard on top of my laptop. Those things never break. Enjoy these photos of Eva Longoria and I’ll see you in a bit.

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Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, What A Jackass

Tags: Eva Longoria, Weird

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3 Responses to “Eva Longoria Tries To Do A Fire Hydrant”

1. Name That Sexy Celebrity | Attuworld.com Says:
   July 1st, 2008 at 11:43 am

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2. Eva Longoria | MAFIA Blog Says:
   July 2nd, 2008 at 2:21 am

   [...] …doet het met een brandkraan. [...]

3. MundoQuente » Quen é esa que tanto se arrima? Says:
   July 5th, 2008 at 6:00 am

   [...] Quen pensades que está apoiada dese xeito na boca de rego???… Pois unha das grandes protagonistas de ‘Mulleres desesperadas‘; Eva Longoria. Via vanityspy [...]

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