Danielle LLoyd Has No Need For A Bikini Top

Posted By: Shawn On: July 22, 2008
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I’ve only been to a nude beach once in my entire life. It was the most awkward situation, ever. You’re thinking in your head, even as you park a car in the nude beach parking lot, ‘this is going to rule, hot chicks non-stop and none of them are wearing any clothes.’ It turns out, only really disgusting whores want to go to the beach naked. The rest of them just frolic around their apartments with whatever dude they’re banging at the time. When I sat down on the beach with a 12-pack of Corona, I was surprised to see the only hot nude-beacher heading my way. She had a huge rack and an amazing body and I would guess she was around 28 or 30-years-old. She started to jog as she got closer and watching her boobs was like watching some amazing Cirque De Soleil act that you just couldn’t take your eyes off of. I’m thinking, ’she’s totally going to invite you up to her hotel room and try to sleep with you’ and then, ‘or maybe she wants a Corona and I can get her drunk and pound her’. When she gets close enough to speak to me, I notice she has a very strong Spanish accent and her nipples are pierced. At this point, I’m ready to go. I’m excited about the prospect of this boast-worthy notch on my post. She says to me, in her broken, sexy version of English, ‘can you take picture?’ and I’m like ‘me and you, hell yes, let’s shoot the whole thing.’ Except she was a lesbian and wanted me to take naked photos of her to send back to her girlfriend in Spain. Still, I got to direct her for the pictures which is pretty hot. Check out these photos of Danielle Llyod prancing around with no top on and looking sexy.