Carmen Electra And Kim Kardashian Together

Posted By: Shawn On: July 27, 2008
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It’s been a ridiculous weekend. I ended up staying at the club on Friday night until the lights came on. A few of the chicks who were involved in the pole dancing competition were slutting it up at the bar and showing the bartender their goods for free drinks. Then, the ugliest of the bunch asks me to take her home and for some reason I accepted the offer. I sobered up when I exited the front door and realized I had her car keys in my hand and I was supposed to drive her to my house. I wasn’t sure exactly how to get out of this awkward situation so I just acted like I dropped her keys in the dark parking lot. After about 10 minutes of searching for them, she gave up and ran over to another group of guys in the parking lot. I took the opportunity to exit and made my way to another party and another place. This, my friends, is how you avoid banging ugly chicks. Had this random pole dance competition loser looked half as hot as either Carmen Electra or Kim Kardashian, she’d still be duct taped and blindfolded in my basement. Check out these photos of Carmen and Kim at Comic Con in San Diego this weekend and click my super killer Sunday-edition links.