Brooke Hogan Looks Like A Complete Prostitute

Posted By: Shawn On: July 14, 2008
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So after Warped Tour on Saturday night, I headed to my hotel. I had a diesel-ass, dead center, 8th floor, ocean-view room at the Ritz Carlton in Key Biscayne. I was sweaty, wet and wasted from being at Warped Tour all day so when I walked in everyone in the place stared at me like I was a homeless man masturbating in the entranceway. I acted like everything was cool and checked into my room. After the chick I brought with me gnawed her way through the liquor supply in the room we headed down to the lobby bar. The place was filled with complete douchebags who probably own major corporations that pay the hard working men and women who keep them in business pennies. Again, everyone looked at me like I had flames coming out of my nostrils until I convinced a few of the high rollers to pound some shots with me. This one lady was like 45-years-old and her husband was this ancient shipping magnate who apparently had more money that God. She started talking politics with me and we were pounding Washington Apples like they were the air that we breathe. She started getting wasted and hitting on me and telling me how her husband hadn’t slept with her in years and all I could think was ‘maybe I should do this bag-of-bones a favor and nail her’ but I didn’t. She was old and sloppy and whorish. In fact, I bet she looked a lot like Brooke Hogan in her younger years. Check out these photos of Brooke performing at Mansion in Miami where I got drunk once and slapped a bouncer.

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Tags: Brooke Hogan, Slut

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One Response to “Brooke Hogan Looks Like A Complete Prostitute”

1. wildgirl4ever Says:
   July 14th, 2008 at 9:24 pm

   I love the pics, very scandalous. So it seems like you had fun at Warped Tour, who is the girl you went with? Please don’t tell me your off the market.

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