Bar Rafaeli Just Ruined My Brand New Keyboard

Posted By: Shawn On: July 30, 2008
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Leonard DiCaprio is actually a pretty decent actor. Call me a douche but I think Romeo and Juliet was a pretty bad ass movie. He was also good in Catch Me If You Can, The Beach, The Aviator and The Departed. Seeing as he blew a guy in Basketball Diaries, I’ll keep my distance from that one. Still, he’s a total douchebag who drives around in an electric car on the way to his private jet bitching about how much energy the rest of us folks are using up. He’s got a trillion dollars. He lives in mansions and travels the world and sleeps with chicks like Bar Rafaeli. He should be praying to God that Global Warming starts kicking our asses so that bitch will keep rockin’ a bikini 24/7/365. What I’m saying is, I’m jealous as hell of what the little bastard has managed to amass and these shots of Bar Rafaeli, Leonardo DiCaprio’s Supermodel sextoy, in St Tropez yesterday make me even more heated. Let’s try to appreciate the view and move on.

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2 Responses to “Bar Rafaeli Just Ruined My Brand New Keyboard”

1. Bar Rafaeli Looks Hot At The Beach | Attuworld.com Says:
   July 30th, 2008 at 4:19 pm

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