Audrina Patridge Just Completely Blew My Mind

Posted By: Shawn On: July 22, 2008
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I showed these photos of Audrina Patridge from the Hills to this chick in the office next door and she was all like ‘gross, her boobs are so fake‘. When will women realize that the vast majority of men don’t care if boobs are fake, so long as they look good in a bikini? Audrina’s body is rocking in these photos that were clearly staged at the DKNY Beach House and I could care less if her boobs are real, silicone, saline, or made of freaking Playdoh so long as I can motorboat those suckers. Season Four of the Hills kicks off soon and I’ve never watched the show before but I feel inclined to after checking out so many sexy photos of Audrina Patridge and the other hookers from the Hills. Enjoy these pics and be sure to click my super killer on-death’s-bed links below.