Audrina Patridge Is Looking Sexy In A Pink Bikini

Posted By: Shawn On: July 31, 2008
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I just heard that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are even closer than before. Earlier, they were downtown at some of my favorite restaurants like Rocco’s Tacos on Clematis street. Now, they’re literally right around the block shopping. I’m wondering if I should head over there now to mess with them or wait until I’m backstage tonight? Probably best to wait. This meeting will be much more comical with me completely hammered and trying to grab Paris Hilton’s boobs. I’ve already hung out with both of the Good Charlotte guys and I know I could kick their asses. Those two are like 5 feet 6 inches tall or something. I’m not saying I’m a bad ass but I’m certainly bigger than them. I’ll give you bastards a full report tomorrow. It’s time to start drinking. Heavily. Here are some new pictures of Audrina Patridge in a pink bikini.