Posted By: Shawn
On: July 6, 2008
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The cookout was a success and I’m pretty tanked at this point. That chick Samantha was wasted and she was falling all over me for a few hours. Then, it descended into a bizarre circle of girls gathered around me begging me to make fun of them. Apparently I am quite good at this and, for some even more bizarre reason, they enjoyed it. Samantha brought her friend from work who looks like one of those hot chicks from the exercise infomercials. What I’m saying is, she was hot in that cheesy 80’s-type way. I was planning on trying to coax her into coming back to my place but she was so hammered she could barely form a coherent sentence. She gave me her phone number but I think it may have an extra digit or two. Now I’m sitting on my porch watching two hot chicks play tennis as the sun goes down and I see these photos of Ana Ivanovic in the August edition of FHM. Ana comes off as a little uptight in these photos and I’m not seeing too much skin but her face is hot and I would do her. Enjoy these photos of Ana Ivanovic in FHM and I’ll see you bastards tomorrow.

Tara Reid’s body should be declared an official disaster area
Jennie Garth is still looking hot on the set of the new 90210
Rapper T.I. plays a concert at a church and humps some female fan
Lame: Britney Spears is on a boat but she isn’t wearing a bikini
Lots of hot chicks to oogle at the official Hills cast party
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Daily Eye Candy, Meet The V-Listers, VS Bikini Madness
Tags: Ana Ivanovic, FHM, Tennis
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