Natalie Portman’s Man Wears Short Shorts

Posted By: Dick On: June 3, 2008
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I’ll admit that I’ve got a pretty big crush on Natalie Portman, but not for the same reason all those geeks love here. I could care less who she played in what movie. She’s hot. But what’s up with her boyfriend? Since she grew up in Isreal, I won’t give him any shit for looking like a terrorist. From my understanding that’s a pretty standard look over there, and I’ll probably be called a racist for saying it. What’s killing me are those shorts. I didn’t think there was any place in the world where those were still in style. It’s like Richard Gere in The Big Easy. Ow, and Mr. Mrs Portman, my grandpa called. He wants his shoes back.

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Tags: Natalie Portman, Short-shorts

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