Lindsay Lohan Shows Off Her Freckled Stomach

Posted By: Shawn On: June 19, 2008
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I like chicks with freckles. I don’t know why but for some reason I think freckled boobs and stomachs are hot. Maybe because I secretly think that girls who have freckles are self conscious about them and that I can use it as leverage against them in a relationship. If I was banging Lindsay Lohan on the set of this stupid movie ‘Labor Pains’ that she’s been working on and we got into some sort of fight I could say ‘yeah, you go ahead and leave. You and I both know that no one else will bang you with all of those obnoxious freckles all over your boobs.’ And then she would come to the harsh realization that there was nothing that she could do about these ugly spots on her hot body and she’d come running back to me. That’s how it works in my head - in reality, she’d be banging the key grip within the hour. Check out these photos of Lindsay Lohan escaping the hot sun today and showing off her stomach while doing so.