Kim Kardashian Is Wearing White In Monaco

Posted By: Shawn On: June 13, 2008
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I can’t think of a single celebrity whose panties I haven’t seen at this point. It’s almost like you have to try not to look up their skirts. When I was in middle school and my hormones were raging I used to try to catch even the slightest glimpse up a skirt whenever possible. Back then, I was lucky to see anything. Maybe these celebrities could learn a lesson from my classmates who clearly didn’t want me to get any action. If 13-year-old Laura Stanhouser can somehow hide her goods from me for more than four years I think Kim Kardashian should be able to do it during photocalls like this one in Monaco yesterday. Laura was super hot and she looked so much older than all of the other girls in middle school. I always thought that was really cool until I saw her at a gas station last month and she looked like she was 45. She was working at the Amoco around the corner emptying the garbage cans and when she saw me she just turned around in embarrassment and went back inside. Being the douche that I am, I screamed her name and followed her in for the awkward conversation. She has four kids and her husband also works at the gas station. I didn’t know what to say about her stroke of bad luck so I just said ‘awesome’ and walked away. If she’s reading this, I can never go back to that Amoco which sucks because they have the cheapest gas in town. I blame Kim Kardashian’s panties for my new dilemma.