Kate Beckinsale’s Chair Is Getting In The Way

Posted By: Shawn On: June 6, 2008
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I’d like to know why that room is so God damn smoky. Did they not notice that something is clearly on fire? If I was there, I’d totally be the hero and pull the fire alarm, triggering the sprinkler system and putting out said fire. In the process, Kate Beckinsale would get all wet and we could talk about “what a close call that was”. Then, they would realize I wasn’t actually a member of the staff and odds are I would end up in jail. These imaginative scenarios always end poorly for me. These photos are just released outtakes from a Mean Magazine spread Kate did in March. She looks even hotter than she did in Pearl Harbor. Never forget, bitches. Never forget. Enjoy the photos below as I finish off beer number 4.


Lindsay Lohan leans over and gives us a peek at her hooters
Katy Perry’s new album is awesome and I want her naked
Jessica Simpson’s boobs are better off than her music career
Paula Abdul won some stupid award for doing something else
Nick Hogan bullied the jail guards into moving him somewhere else


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