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Jenna Jameson Is Giving You That Look

Posted By: Shawn On: June 15, 2008
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I just finished watching M Knight Shyamalan’s ‘The Happening’ and it started off as a really cool thriller movie but ended like a 12-year-old wrote the last chapter on a cocktail napkin. M Knight always has these great ‘outside of the box’ plot lines that end too fast and don’t make sense upon reflection. You’ve probably seen the trailer by now and everyone talks about the scene where the guy kills himself with a lawnmower and it’s only more intense in it’s entirety. The guy (not the lawnmower guy, I’m back to M Knight now) just can’t finish things. I was all wrapped up in the story and it even had me pretty scared at times but the grand finale was as lackadaisical as a Jenna Jameson money shot. Speaking of Jenna Jameson in the early hours this morning partying it up with Tito Ortiz at some club called Pangea in London that won’t let me in.


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Kate Beckinsale hates her ass but I am a huge fan of that ass


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