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Hilary Duff Gives You A Peek Down Her Shirt

Posted By: Shawn On: June 21, 2008
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Girls like Hilary Duff are usually sluts. I’m not saying that Hilary Duff in particular is a slut, I’m just saying she might be. I know this because I get paid to host a pole dancing competition at this crazy club down here in South Florida and every week I am blown away by the girls who enter. The prize is $250 cash so it’s not like we’re making them millionaires or something but the girls line up around the block for this contest. Some of them are really, really hot. It’s always the shy girl in the corner that ends up winning. When one of those girls walks up to enter you’re like ‘yeah, right - this bitch is just wasted’ but then she gets on the pole and blows everyone away. We did the contest last night and none of these girls showed up. I don’t know if word has gotten around and professionals think they can bust on in and pick up a quick buck but strippers are coming out of the woodwork. Some smoking hot blond comes in last night and starts flashing her boobs to me and informs me that she’s ‘not wearing any panties’. Yeah, she won. Here are some photos of Hilary Duff out shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday.


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