Dita Von Teese Poses In German Maxim

Posted By: Shawn On: June 5, 2008
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There aren’t many pale skinned girls that I consider to be as hot as Dita Von Teese. I’d think about sleeping with her if it wasn’t for that whole Marilyn Manson thing. You see, my sister used to hang out with a bunch of strippers in Ft. Lauderdale and they all used to tell me stories of what an asshole Manson was. His band was formed in south Florida so everyone down here knows him and, trust me, they all hate him. Rumor has it he used to do boatloads of coke and hit the girls. The only reason they put up with him is because he was a repeat customer. So, in my mind, any chick who would sleep with Marilyn Manson is toast. She has to be a bad seed. She did dump him for his douche-like ways so maybe that says something. Nah, I’m not ready to forgive just yet. Enjoy these photos of Dita Von Teese from the July issue of German Maxim as I continue to pretend that she would actually sleep with me.

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Tags: Dita Von Teese, Maxim

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One Response to “Dita Von Teese Poses In German Maxim”

1. volcandésir » Archive » Quelques photos charmantes… Says:
   June 5th, 2008 at 7:45 pm

   [...] * Dita Von Tesse dans l’édition allemande de Maxim. Cliquez ici [...]

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