Posted By: Shawn
On: June 23, 2008
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I drank quite a bit last night but not so much that I shouldn’t remember anything that happened in the last 24 hours. Maybe it was just so traumatic that I’ve blocked it all out. Or maybe someone slipped something in my drink that made it even more potent than it already was. Either way, I woke up and stared into the mirror for an unknown period of time and I couldn’t remember a damn thing about last night. I hate when this happens because I don’t know if I did something asinine that I need to apologize for. I think I will lock myself in my office and wait this one out. Britney Spears is not so lucky on days like this. They follow this bitch with helicopters to catch her every move. You think she would have learned to wear a bra by now but, alas, she has not. Enjoy these photos of Britney Spears looking crazy yesterday in Malibu and I will try to piece together what happened last night.
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Celebrity Train Wrecks
Tags: Britney Spears, Pokies
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