Adriana Lima Opts To Leave The Bra Behind

Posted By: Shawn On: June 13, 2008
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Get this, despite the title of one of my earlier links, this chick claims to be a virgin. Please tell me how a 27-year-old Victoria Secret model could possibly be a virgin. She is now, as of last night, engaged to be married to some Serbian basketball player named Marko Jaric who plays for the Timberwolves. Homeboy is 6 ft 6 inches tall and God knows he’s probably packing a crane downstairs. If Adriana Lima really is a virgin then she’s in for a rude awakening. Still, I don’t believe her for a second. I’m 27-years-old and I don’t know a single person my age that is a virgin. Hell, I don’t know a single person period that’s still a virgin. Except for maybe that one guy who delivers Wing Zone to my house and that’s only because I don’t see it as physically possible due to that fact that he’s 500lbs and that fat ass actually makes me walk downstairs to get the food because it’s ‘hard for him to get out of his Camry’. I didn’t tell your fat ass to buy a sub-compact car buddy. Next time you’re making the journey up the stairs Charles. Anyhow, enjoy these photos of Adriana Lima wandering around Manhattan yesterday.