Harry Kewell Is A Soccer Player With A Hot Chick

Posted By: Shawn On: June 30, 2008
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Harry Kewell is some douche who plays for Liverpool and he’s obviously having sex with this chick named Sherree Murphy. All of those people are lucky they got a capital letter because I spilled a bunch of Captain Morgan on my keyboard and my shift key is malfunctioning. Seriously, it’s a complete pain in the ass and I’m about to go either all lowercase or all uppercase. All uppercase is annoying because I look like a 13-year-old girl and someone is bound to tell me to ’stop screaming’ even though I’m just typing. All lowercase makes me look like a creep who posts pictures of hot chicks on the Internet. I like to think I’m somewhere in the middle but I’ll be damned if I’m going to keep hitting capslock every time I need a capital letter. Enjoy these photos of Harry Kewell and that chick he’s rubbing lotion on and then go to the bar. God knows that’s where I’m headed.

Too bad Shauna Sand wasn’t wearing a skirt in this picture
Dicks: The Tampa Hooters threw a bikini party and no one invited me
Selena Gomez makes it OK to say the word ‘adorable’ I think
I actually convinced myself that Jennifer Love Hewitt wants me
Illusion: Ashlee Simpson and Rihanna look like they are in a fight

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, VS Bikini Madness

Tags: Bikini, WAGS

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Lisa Rinna Shows Off Her Boobs At The Beach

Posted By: Shawn On: June 30, 2008
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Lisa Rinna is like the queen of mediocre television. She’s been on Entourage, Veronica Mars, Days of Our Lives and a bunch of other shows that you don’t care about. She was hot in Baywatch circa 1991 but that was 17 years ago. Yeah, you read that right, anyone else feel old right now? She’ll be 45-years-old next month and i have to admit that I’d still probably bang her. Rinna has a decent rack and besides her bizarre belly button she doesn’t scare me too much. Hey, I hear Seth McFarlane of Family Guy is going to start a short cartoon that will appear as an ad on website. How awesome would that be? Maybe then you bastards would click a few ads so I can turn on the air conditioning once and a while. It’s the Summer you know. Enjoy these photos of Lisa Rinna in a bikini snapped on Malibu Beach yesterday and I’ll see you tomorrow

Nereida Gallardo is hot and here are some more sexy photos for you to stare at
Petra Nemcova makes me want to buy whatever the hell she is selling
Someone needs to free this bitch from Tom Cruise ASAP
Check out these sexy photos from an award show you’ll go to
Some of these gross wrestling chicks have way too much muscle

Posted in: Meet The V-Listers, VS Bikini Madness

Tags: Bikini, Lisa Rinna

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Ashley Tisdale Looks Like A Whore From Behind

Posted By: Shawn On: June 30, 2008
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Watch Living Lohan episode 6 now so I’m not the only one doing so
Man Your Battle Stations: The nerds will revolt any minute now
Old bitch Liz Taylor is way more ghetto than originally thought
Sienna Miller will have sex with just about anyone famous
Why in the name of God is Courtney Love in a shopping cart

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Shot From The Back

Tags: Ashley Tisdale, Whore

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Mariah Carey Ditches Her Bra In The Summer Heat

Posted By: Shawn On: June 30, 2008
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There are fleas all over my house. It’s like an invasion. I’ve been dealing with this since I got my stupid Mexican dog. We’ve bombed the house twice, used carpet treatments, given flea baths and even bought expensive flea medication and the bastards just won’t give up. I think I’m dealing with some kind of hybrid flea here and I feel like they’re mocking me as I try to kill them. They only place free of fleas seems to be the bathtub so I think I will report from here for the rest of the day. I’m taking it easy all day long and watching the BBC documentay ‘Wild China’ which is totally awesome. I thought it was about time to do some work and explain why I was in my bath tub in case someone stumbles into my house. Enjoy these photos of Mariah Carey sans-bra snapped over the weekend.

Heidi Montag is starting to look like a Barbie doll with her lifelessness
Amy Teegarden looks so hot in these photos whoever she is…
Kristin Cavallari gives us an upskirt - but it’s all for charity so that’s sweet
More Katy Perry sexiness to keep this random Monday rolling along
Girl Fight!: Pamela Anderson think Jessica Simpson is a whore

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, Daily Eye Candy

Tags: Mariah Carey, Pokies

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Paparazzi Grabs Shot Up Britney Spears’ Skirt

Posted By: Shawn On: June 30, 2008
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It’s Monday morning and my eyes are barely open but I had to post these shots before breakfast. Not because I thought it would make me sick to look up Britney’s skirt but because I thought they were actually kind of hot. Check out those legs from behind, not too bad. If you zoom in on some of the photos below there’s not telling what you’ll see. I honestly think Britney Spears is getting a little bit closer to hot every single day. There are loads of rumors that she might perform at the VMA’s again as some kind of comeback kid. She’s working out all the time and I would mind watching her transform into a piece of eye candy once again. Hell, I’d do her looking all white-trashy like she does now. Enjoy these photos of Britney Spears and her goods, snapped yesterday in Los Angeles, and I’ll grab a shot of whiskey to wake myself up. I’ll be back in a flash…

Last Laugh: Comedian George Carlin has finally be put to rest, forever
The new Miley Cyrus candy looks kinda like a giant pink sex toy
Britney Spears is crying again for some completely unknown reason
Wait, What?: Corey Haim says he once dated Victoria Beckham
Megan Fox doesn’t want any brunette competition in Transformers 2

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, I See Your Goods

Tags: Britney Spears, upskirt

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Selma Blair Has No Boobs At Hell Boy II Premiere

Posted By: Shawn On: June 29, 2008
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I’m watching some lame ass movie with Hilary and Hailey Duff that is driving me crazy. I won’t be here for long, I’m just waiting for my roommate to finish getting ready so we can watch some even lamer soccer (football, whatever) game between Spain and Germany or something. My roommate likes Spain so I’m going to back Germany just to be a dick. Moslon Canadian was all we had in the fridge and I feel like Selma Blair is kind of the Molson Canadian of chicks. You know she’s out there, or in the back of the fridge, but you don’t really care. What I’m saying is I’d clearly nail her but I wouldn’t be all that excited about it. I guessing when she’s naked she looks like a hairless British school boy. The photos were snapped at the premiere of Hell Boy II which I didn’t even know existed until today. Enjoy her flat chest and I’ll post something better in just a little bit.

K-Fed is on the loose not far from me and I might go punch him in the face
Those Gossip Girl bitches aren’t quite as innocent as I once thought
Mercedes Hawkins is the hottest girl you will see all day today
100 Great Movies In Two Minutes is really fun to watch so do so
Amanda Bynes is lookin’ good on the set of her new music video

Posted in: Fashion Statements, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Hell Boy II, Premiere, Selma Blair

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Rushlana Korshunova Jumps To Her Death In NY

Posted By: Shawn On: June 29, 2008
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Yesterday, sometime around 2:30PM the supermodel above jumped to her death from a swanky Manhattan apartment building. She only fell 9 stories but I guess that’s enough to pancake a skinny bitch like Rushlana Korshunova. Some dude who was standing right next to where she fell said “I turned around just as she was about 3 feet off the ground and then, boom, she hit.” Rushlana was from Kazakhstan which is the movie Borat always makes fun of. She was wearing blue jeans, a purple tank top and no shoes when they scraped her off the pavement. Her friends all say she was a really happy person but that always happens after some secretly miserable person commits suicide. Another eyewitness said it sounded ‘like a bass drum’ when she hit the sidewalk. Two other dudes rushed over and tried to pick her up but she was a real mess and her arms were crushed. Rushlana Korshunova was just days away from her 21st birthday. Check out these sexy photos of her before she jumped to her death and then jump on back to Vanity Spy later. What? Was that tasteless?