Audrina Patridge Gives Us A Peek

Posted By: Shawn On: May 31, 2008
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A lot of people hate the paparazzi these days. I am not one of those people. You have to give it to the bastards, their ability to snap photos of famous peoples naughty places is shocking. Audrina Patridge from the Hills got out of this car yesterday in LA and her thong was showing for a second. That second, that wonderful, wonderful second, will be forever immortalized in the photos above and below. So it is for that reason that I say thank you to the paparazzi. Enjoy!

Kim Kardashian looks really hot as a cheerleader
Dear Jon Voight, you have something green in your teeth
Cameron Diaz looks hot wearing some orange pirate shirt
Britney Spears’ body looks a little bit sexier today
Rose McGowan looks like she does some really dirty things

Posted in: I See Your Goods, Wardrobe Malfunction

Tags: Audrina Patridge, upskirt

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Adriana Lima Topless In Elle

Posted By: Shawn On: May 30, 2008
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Adriana Lima is the one of the hottest Brazilian supermodels out there. She’s worked with Victoria Secret and Maybelline and she speaks three languages. Imagine that! You could have her say dirty things in three different languages. Awesome. Her birthday is June 12 so you better get your celebrity birthday stalker gifts ready. I normally send her elaborate collages that I spend hours making in my mothers basement. The bitch has yet to respond. A simple ‘thank you’ would suffice. Check out the rest of her Italian Elle spread below.

Kate Moss has some freaky looking legs these days
50 Cent fights with his baby momma in broad daylight
Mila Kunis is still alive and she pumps her own gas
Angelina Jolie spit out two more kids this afternoon
Melissa Joan Hart ‘Sabrina the Teenage Witch’ hit the wall

Posted in: I See Your Boobs

Tags: Adriana Lima, Magazine Shoots

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Mariah Carey Is A Terrible Pitcher

Posted By: Shawn On: May 29, 2008
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Mariah Carey Still Has A Great Rack For 40 But She Sure Sucks On The Mound:

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That was embarrassing. The pathetic thing is, I bet she practiced it a few times! I don’t understand Japanese so I have no clue what the announcers are saying but I bet they’re totally making fun of her. Seriously, she better be really good in bed.

Posted in: Celebrity Train Wrecks, What A Jackass

Tags: Mariah Carey, Sports

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Heidi Montag Shows Off Her Hills

Posted By: Shawn On: May 29, 2008
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Heidi Montag is the chick who is banging that guy Spencer from the Hills. Actually, they’re both on the Hills which I just realized is a reality show on MTV that only girls watch. The only thing different about their reality show is that it’s completely scripted which, in turn, makes it a drama and not a reality show. I digress. This is supposed to be a candid shot of the Heidi on the beach but it looks just as staged as their stupid reality show. Enjoy the links…

Christina Aguilera drinks more than I do - not really but close
Clay Aiken got a girl pregnant without ever having sex with her
Madonna ran up a $100,000 hotel bill and didn’t pay
French comedian makes fun of train wreck Amy Winehouse
That dork who won American Idol is pretending to be hardcore

Posted in: Meet The V-Listers, VS Bikini Madness

Tags: Candids, Heidi Montag, Hills

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Is Still Really Hot

Posted By: Shawn On: May 29, 2008
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Emmanuelle Chriqui has the most ridiculous name in the world. She also just so happens to have the nicest body in the world which really evens things out. I guess she’s got some bit part in Adam Sandler’s new movie so these photos are of her at the premiere last night. Even though she looks smoking hot in these photos I had to add some video I found from her sexy GQ shoot. So hot.

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Mission Accomplished: I have found the world’s ugliest woman
Michael Lohan still wants to bang Kim Kardashian
Tori Spelling’s baby is going to climb out very soon
Maria Sharapova makes funny sex faces when she plays
Coming Soon: Eddie Murphy stars in Beverly Hills Cop 4

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Meet The V-Listers

Tags: Emmanuelle Chriqui, Movie

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Ashley Tisdale Shows Some Leg

Posted By: Shawn On: May 29, 2008
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Ashley Tisdale is a bonafide star these days. You used to be able to laugh her off as one of those Disney tween bitches but she’s 22-years-old and smoking hot now. He legs are amazing and if she were to get a boob job I would put her in my top 5. You hear that Ashley? Top 5! Get to work bitch. Below are some more photos of Ashley Tisdale and her douchebag boyfriend wandering around aimlessly in Los Angeles, California.

Amy Winehouse’s ’sober minder’ busted for having crack
Britney Spears is looking greasier than the Pennzoil plant
Warning: This is probably the hottest workout video ever
Carmen Electra is still hot so I will still link to her stuff
Is anyone else sick of this Sex and the City crap?

Posted in: Daily Eye Candy, Shot From The Back

Tags: Ashley Tisdale, Legs

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Sarah McLachlan’s Strange Bikini Bod

Posted By: Shawn On: May 29, 2008
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Sarah McLachlan has the most bizarre belly button. It looks like the Sydney Opera House or something. You could probably park a small car, like a Hyundai, in there comfortably. Being that she’s 40-years-old we should cut her some slack but her body looks a little beat up. You would probably forget about all of these problems if you watched her counting all of her money in this same bikini because money makes everyone just a little sexier. Anyhow, enjoy your Thursday and check out more photos of Sarah McLachlan in Maui yesterday below.